Why there are so many single shoes in the road? Who throws single shoes out their car windows and more importantly WHY?
Why "Plus Size" clothing is POLYESTER? Cruel joke. Larger people tend to sweat as it is and poly is not a "fat friendly" or menopausal fabric!
Why there are always sales on mattresses?
Why weight loss is called DIEt?
Where WGN dug up their Illinois Lottery "spokesmodels"?
Why Linda Kollmeyer is still one of the "spokesmodels" for the Illinois Lottery? She annoys the daylights out of me. Anyone else know what I am talking about? Linda thinks she is a sex symbol and literally struts, wears clothing that only young women should wear (hooker boots, black nylons, short skirts), and says the stupidest stuff, pontificating instead of simply doing her job! The move she makes at the end of her segment makes me want to jump into my TV and strangle her! I always say, "...and POSE!" when she does this. Grrrr! Just unleash the balls, Kollmeyer. No pun intended!
Why bras aren't more summer friendly? Who needs sweaty boobs in the summer? Can you say "cotton"??
Why certain dog breeds smell so bad? Not Yorkies, of course.
Why I am still a Cubs fan??
Why retired teachers write blogs? Teehee!
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